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13 July 2009 @ 03:18 pm
How We Met Barney (2/?)  
Title: How We Met Barney
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own it!  really.  How dare you tease me with such an idea! *pounts*
Summary: Ted finishes telling his kids how he met their mom, very sad in retrospect but it was nice to hear - again.  This time though, the kids are old enough to wonder: who is that guy?  What's his name?  Swarley?  Barney?  Is he the blond guy in the suit?  (I always though he was one of Uncle Marshall's work friends or something...)  So they ask Aunt Robin - according to their dad's story the two had some sort of history right? - What happened to Barney?!
A/N: My cure to the "Barney's dead in the future" theory. =)
Beta: [info]roland44 

Part 1

PART 2

It was the year 2019.

Ted’s wife had just passed away. He was left alone. It wasn’t her fault, he knew that, she had fought back... the doctors told them there wasn’t much chance that... but...

He locked himself in the bathroom.

Lily and Marshall had offered to take care of Linda and David for a while, they were staying over. Robin had rushed back from Greece and Barney was the first to arrive.

But he needed to be alone. 

He let himself slide from the door to the ground and pulled his knees up close. His head dropped and his vision blurred.

She was gone...

-

“Where’d Ted go?” Robin asked Barney.

“He went to cry in the bathroom,” Barney calmly answered. The two were getting ready for bed.

“What?!”

“Relax, Scherbatsky. The man just lost the love of his life. Let him cry a bit.”

 

--

 

It was the year 2030. 

Ted had just finished telling his kids the story of how he met their mother, from “watch it, buddy!” to “I do” – it was an impressive journey – and now the two were wondering why they don’t know more about “Barney”.

“Did something happen to him?”

“Uh... no, not exactly-”

“’Cause according to dad’s ending you guys we’re all still friends. You and he even had a thing going!” David continued.

“Did you just say ‘a thing’?” Linda glared at him.

“What? That’s what they called it back then.” His sister shook her head in disapproval and shame. “You and he did, didn’t you?”

“Yes, but that was a long time ago-”

“Yeah, yeah, it all happened a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away – we get it. That was before mom died, before you and dad got together, before all of that, but what happened to him?”

 

--

 

“Robin it’s been 6 months.” Barney sighed. “Ted’s a big boy, I know you’re worried but you have to let him get on with his life.”

“I know, I just thought maybe I could do some shopping for them or-”

“Robin.” Barney had stood up from his chair and closed the gap between them. He grabbed Robin’s hand; she was packing her stuff away. “Robin, please. Please?” he gulped, his eyes were strained, collar open, jacket off, she hadn’t noticed that he wasn’t shaving... “Come sit down with me?”

 

--

 

“Ted, what did you tell them about Barney?” Robin had sent the two to fetch the laundry.

Ted took a while to answer; he purposely kept his concentration on his papers, trying hard not to make eye contact with his wife. “I told them the truth.”

“Ted, we agreed not to talk about it.” Her reply was cold, but then again how dare he bring the subject up? They hadn’t talked to Barney in years and whether his contact with Marshall and Lily was either dwindling or strong, either way, Robin didn’t know.

“We have photos of him all over the place, Robin,” he responded as harshly. “It was gonna come up eventually.”

She let her anger simmer, boiling down to a point. Ted was going to pay for that. She bit her lip; he was going to pay dearly. If not now then later, in bed? She’d make him bruise; have him take her to some fancy bed and breakfast, any excuse to ‘suit up’ as he would put it, and then call out his name... 

“Alright, we got the laundry going.”

Robin turned around and plastered on a smile. “Great! Let’s get out of your dad’s hair, eh? I’ll take you out for lunch.”

“Isn’t it a little late for lunch?” Linda asked.

“We’ll have an early supper then, how’s that sound?”

“I’m okay with it, you?”

“Whatever.” Linda shrugged.

“Ted, you okay with making something for yourself?” Robin called as they made their way to the door.

“Yeah, sure.”

“Good,” she said and closed the door.

 
 
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( 20 comments — Post a new comment )
idioticonion[info]idioticonion on July 13th, 2009 07:56 pm (UTC)
I'm confused! But it's a good confused. What happened to Barney? Why has he been ostracised from the family?

Tell us!!!!
Jamie: Barney come on[info]jamie55 on July 13th, 2009 08:05 pm (UTC)
Now, now, I will tell you.

But not now.

*evil laugh*

It will all - hopefully - be slowly explained.

...

Actually part 3 should give you a lot of answers. And questions.

Call it revenge ;)
idioticonion: HIMYM Barney roleplay[info]idioticonion on July 13th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
>Call it revenge ;)

Oh, that's evol!!!
Jamie: peace but not literally[info]jamie55 on July 13th, 2009 08:17 pm (UTC)
Which is why I said:

*evil laugh*

sort of a "Mwah haha" type of deal, you know?
idioticonion: Horrible Dope[info]idioticonion on July 13th, 2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
Niiiiice.

You been working with a vocal coach?
Jamie: so they say[info]jamie55 on July 13th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
You know it.

*fist bump*
sbmshaneomaniac: Barney Sad!face[info]sbmshaneomaniac on July 13th, 2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
*whimpers*

I foresee my heart being stomped on.

Jamie: NPH in doorway *grins*[info]jamie55 on July 13th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
SHANIE!
(oh, cute sad Barney..)

uhm... well, you know, Barney bounced back from Shannon so... uh.. I can't... uhm... say any more... uh...

*huggles*
Butterfly: [HIMYM] Green Barney[info]snogged on July 13th, 2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
I am also feeling quite confused here.

Please tell us what happened to Barney!!??

And please, please tell me he's not dead or something dreadful like that.
Jamie: Barney come on[info]jamie55 on July 14th, 2009 10:09 pm (UTC)
Aww, Snogged, I can't tell ya here. Read part 3.
It sorta answers. Some. More to come ;)
dallascowboys82: HIMYM[info]dallascowboys82 on July 13th, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
So my guess... robin and ted did the dirty and broke barney's heart so he's gone?

i have no clue, really, but i am intrigued.
Jamie: Barney come on[info]jamie55 on July 14th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
Hmm, that's a good guess - I guess.

It seems obvious, right?

Oh well, I guess you'll have to read the next part to know for sure.
shadowfoxflame[info]shadowfoxflame on July 13th, 2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
I do so hope to see more of this quickly, because I'm confused and want to see what's going to happen. I like this so far though, and I want to know what happened to Barney...so awesome work on this and really good job with the cliffhanger, even though it's evil. Oh and nice work on the laugh, you've been paying attention to the laugh. ;)

Great work and hope to read more soon!
Jamie: resurrection ray[info]jamie55 on July 14th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
The laugh is like SUPER totally valuable-y important, you know? Like totally..

*cough*

Confusion seems to be a common end to all reviewers here =/
(I hope it won't go bad)
Please clicke-ty on this URL, read and write another review.
Thank you for reading "jamie55"'s journal
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http://jamie55.livejournal.com/80823.html?#cutid1
solojones[info]solojones on July 14th, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
I have the awful feeling that Robin and Ted broke poor Barney's heart. Even though it's such a painful idea, I HAVE to know more ASAP. Damn you.
Jamie: B&W Barney smiles[info]jamie55 on July 14th, 2009 11:25 pm (UTC)
Yes, I'm cursed.

*shrugs*
Donteatacowman[info]donteatacowman on July 14th, 2009 06:25 pm (UTC)
Oooh. Interesting. *steeples fingers* I foresee some delicious angst.
Jamie: challenge accpeted[info]jamie55 on July 14th, 2009 11:30 pm (UTC)
You are correct M'dm!

I'll try and get one a day so, maybe more if I'm feeling generous, it should all be out there by the 20-something.
1angelette: fangirl Barney[info]1angelette on July 14th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, god, did they go through with their terrible promise of The Front Porch? Tell me they didn't!

Must have more. -Must- have more...
Jamie: so they say[info]jamie55 on July 14th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
You are quite persceptive. Maybe they did...

I'm not answering, but don't take it as a "yes" or a "no".

Take it as an "I shall not spoil!"